戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！[第1頁/共8頁]

不要做第一個，也不要做倒數第一個，更不要誌願乾甚麼事。

140. All or any of the above combined.

如果你落空了仇敵的蹤跡，轉頭看看。

手榴彈的殺傷半徑老是比你能撲出的間隔多一英尺。

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

119. Mine fields are not neutral.

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your feet.

兵器越貴（或是越有效處？），補綴的時候就要送的越遠。

以上法例的肆意組合。

一支軍隊的作戰才氣與它表麵的都雅程度成反比。

90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

紫心勳章（美國授予受傷兵士的勳章）證明你聰明到能夠想出一個打算，笨拙到嘗試這個打算，並且榮幸到活了下來。

118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.